On Friday, I wrote about our woes with the Canada Post community mailbox where we pick up our mail. For those of you unfamiliar with these contraptions, here is what they look like and how they're supposed to work:

https://www.canadapost-postescanada.ca/cpc/en/personal/receiving/manage-mail/community-mailbox.page

I also mentioned receiving a parcel, but being unable to return the key to the parcel compartment through the mailslot, because the mail slot was in the missing Module 1. So I decided to bring the key home and stick it in an envelope together with a note explaining the situation. Over the weekend, I put the envelope in OUR mail compartment; it had an "Urgent" tag on it and the words: Mail carrier - key enclosed & please read note.

My hopes were not high but to my (pleasant) surprise, I opened the box on Monday to find a reply from Margaret-the-postie. She thanked me for returning the key. She said she wasn't sure when the new Module 1 would arrive but recommended phoning a 1-800 number at Canada Post. Which I did. It was one of those telephone trees with press 1 for this, press 2 for that, and so on; but it wasn't too long before I reached a real person who understood what I was talking about. She took down my address, phone number, e-mail etc.

Then today, lo and behold, when we went around the corner to get our mail, there was a brand spanking new Module 1 installed. In fact, it was so new that it had packing tape all down the compartments for individual households. The individual compartments had not yet been keyed - there were still holes under the tape where the locks should be. But the mail slot for outgoing mail was functional and so were the parcel compartments at the bottom. And there was a new twist.

The parcel compartments at the bottom of Module 1 each had a little mini-slot (with a proper flap in it like the outgoing mail slot) marked "Key return".

I was able to test that feature today, as there was a key in our mail compartment. The parcel was another of my delayed-due-to-ransomware-attacks Royal Mail international deliveries. So I retrieved my parcel and then deposited my key in the key-return slot.

We went for a bit of a walk in the neighbourhood and this new module seems to be quite unique. None of the other community boxes we passed had the key-return slots on their parcel compartments. Nor did I find any mention of them in a quick search of the Canada Post site.

Of course, I would still much prefer to have door-to-door delivery restored, but this seems to be a somewhat positive new development.
Sometimes I wonder how much money was really saved by scrapping door-to-door mail delivery in favour of community mailboxes. Maybe one day I'll submit an Access to Information request.

We go around the corner to get our mail. There's supposed to be a 3-module community mailbox there. But Module 1 sort of lost its moorings and got knocked off its pedestal. We figure it was probably hit by a snow plough or other heavy vehicle. At first, it was just leaning at an angle, then it got knocked right over, then somebody stood it upright but it was still not anchored to anything, then it fell on its face... and finally the whole module was carted away. All this started in late January, and the unit was removed some time around February 7.

Module 1 has a mail slot, compartments for individual households, and parcel compartments at the bottom. Modules 2 and 3 have no mail slot but they do have the slots for specific households, as well as parcel compartments at the bottom.

Fortunately the compartment where we pick up our mail is in Module 2. I pity those families who normally pick up their mail from Module 1. However, I did mail a couple of things in the Module 1 mail slot before the problems started. I was able to confirm that they did eventually get delivered, albeit about a week later than they would normally have arrived.

Today there was a new wrinkle. I got a parcel, so there was a key in our mail compartment. I managed to retrieve the parcel but was unable afterwards to deposit the key in the slot in Module 1 as you're supposed to, because Module 1 isn't there!

I suspect it would be OK just to drop it in another mailbox but I'm not 100% sure. The key does have a number on it and the stern rebuke "Do not duplicate" so presumably the posties know which group of mailboxes it goes with.

But since it's Friday and there won't be any more mail delivery until Monday, I decided to bring the key home and stick it in a CONSPICUOUS envelope addressed to the mail carrier, with a note explaining the situation. Some time before Monday morning, I plan to put that conspicuous note in our mail compartment. We'll see what happens.

In the event that it just sits there unacknowledged, I guess I'll try plan B and just deposit the key at the next set of community boxes along the street.

Or I suppose I could camp out by the box and flag down the mail deliverer on arrival.

Or maybe I could get together with the neighbours and organize a mass protest.

Or I could contact my MP.

Stay tuned.
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